You can't have eat your cake and die, too. Wait, no, you probably can.
This isn't what I meant when I said we should bury her in the sand.
"We can take solace the Mitchell's understated cynicism will live on."
Oh, is it that time already?
Now entering the really bad part of town.
Egypt is preparing to introduce a new law that would allow husbands to have sex with their wives up to six hours after death. Here are the leaked minutes leading to this decision:
This is how he would have wanted to be remembered.
"Live each day as if it were your last," the final earthly advice my father ever gave me. It might not have been, had I succeeded in my attempts to dislodge the complimentary cookie from his trachea, …
The sewers flooded during the storm. There was no way out. RIP turtles.