Picture Either someone is crazy and having a wake for her dog, or other dogs have figured out how to place obituaries in the newspaper.
Picture Oh good, you guys speak English. I've never seen that rubber balloon in my life and I have no idea how it got up my ass.
Picture I wonder if the old people knew what the picture was for. Probably not, because they're senile.
Picture "This April Fool's joke really freaked out the old people staying in our hotel. One lady even checked out because of it."