Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Memorial picture Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Memorial

The sewers flooded during the storm. There was no way out. RIP turtles.

| 0 comments | October 24, 2011
TMI Death Notice picture TMI Death Notice

The circumcision would have gone a lot faster if he didn't insist on using the toothpick.

| 1 comment | October 20, 2011
Man Killed To Death picture Man Killed To Death

SECOND VICTIM RESCUED TO LIFE

| 4 comments | October 19, 2011
Christmas Stockings Hidden Message picture Christmas Stockings Hidden Message

When you've got 10 kids Christmas gets expensive. Mourning is much cheaper.

| 4 comments | October 12, 2011
Badass Kid Walks Away from Explosion picture Badass Kid Walks Away from Explosion

Crime doesn't play.

| 5 comments | October 05, 2011
Grandma Wears Death to Hipsters Shirt picture Grandma Wears Death to Hipsters Shirt

Also death to hips. Both of which she just had replaced.

| 1 comment | September 26, 2011
Accidental Happy Birthday Wishes on Condolence Card picture Accidental Happy Birthday Wishes on Condolence Card

"Did I write birthday? I meant deathday."

| 4 comments | September 23, 2011
Grim Reaper Supports All Troops picture Grim Reaper Supports All Troops

He was all for the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

| 8 comments | September 21, 2011
Sad Newspaper Poll picture Sad Newspaper Poll

Her parents are probably just on a yacht with millions and millions of dollars.

| 16 comments | August 19, 2011
Truest Gravestone Ever picture Truest Gravestone Ever

"You're telling me" - guy who had to build it

| 5 comments | July 29, 2011
Toy "Macho Man" Randy Savage Funeral picture Toy "Macho Man" Randy Savage Funeral

The wrestling and action figures are fake, but the emotions are real.

| 5 comments | May 23, 2011
Osama Bin Laden: Hide and Seek Champion 2001-2011 picture Osama Bin Laden: Hide and Seek Champion 2001-2011

He probably thought we just stopped looking and went to watch TV.

From AminHuNgRyBoY

| 6 comments | May 02, 2011
Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again. picture Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again.

| 4 comments | March 23, 2011
Mercedes for sale - slight dent on drivers side door. picture Mercedes for sale - slight dent on drivers side door.

From Marc

| 16 comments | March 11, 2011
Clearly Google has never seen "The Pacifier." picture Clearly Google has never seen "The Pacifier."

From Adam S.

| 8 comments | February 24, 2011
You could smother him with that pillow right there. Not suffocating him saves lives. picture You could smother him with that pillow right there. Not suffocating him saves lives.

| 86 comments | February 11, 2011
Holy cow! That's a lot of blood. picture Holy cow! That's a lot of blood.

| 73 comments | January 11, 2011
A beautiful condo actually just opened up. Click on the ad above. picture A beautiful condo actually just opened up. Click on the ad above.

| 43 comments | December 16, 2010
There's no brb from death. picture There's no brb from death.

| 48 comments | November 16, 2010
Mourning Boner is so much less fun than Morning Boner. picture Mourning Boner is so much less fun than Morning Boner.

From ERIC

| 77 comments | October 18, 2010