Let everyone know how big of a loser you are this holiday season.
But it's still dad's fault for throwing her into the car.
Is it considered ridin' dirty if you've got Cheetos dust all over your fingers?
All you have to do is axe.
A straight shot to the head is as cruelty-free as you can get.
She's in a better place now. The Caribbean with Raul.
A Scion? What a kook!
Come to the Dark Side... and pick up some milk on the way.
To the rocket ship. Then... the moon!
Whoa, they really stepped up this year's model.
Welcome to Wal-Mart Country.
I pegged those old folk as swingers the moment I laid eyes on them.
The irony is that the owner and his family are Mormon.
The DHL driver is the FedEx's driver younger, weaker twin brother.rn
Little do they know Chewie's going down on Han.
Lawn & Order: SUV
In hindsight it was stupid for him to shove a dead body in the backseat.
"At least you're cooler than my Mom's old boyfriend. He drove a Saturn."
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The fish may not be fresh, but it's totally edible.
They say the original is always better.
I think we can safely assume that guy needed money pretty badly.
And he's blasting the heat so it's even more pungent.
And so it begins...