Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Rich," "Lonely," "Desperate For Human Contact"
My ex called.
You'll thank them one day - this sex thing you keep hearing about lives up to the hype.
Misprint - that should read 100% of all males.
"Found this on the woman's bathroom door at the local Chinese restaurant."
Who needs a tap?
But my dignity is free!
Know what girls love?
I'm not sure you needed to pay for the word 'desperate'.
I think I found one... nevermind it's just empty space.
"My friend is going to Iraq need some love!" Good luck guys.
"We threw his kielbasa down the window pit and he dove after it." Hardcore.
I'm sure this worked. The one with no sleeves seems trustworthy.
"Gee...that makes a little less creepy..."
I figured it was worth a shot...
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.