Tag: Desperate

Spatula Made Out of Plastic Cutlery Picture Spatula Made Out of Plastic Cutlery
Tape for Toilet Paper Picture Tape for Toilet Paper
What her mom meant was "You don't need to APPLY. I know the manager." Picture What her mom meant was "You don't need to APPLY. I know the manager."
"Rich," "Lonely," "Desperate For Human Contact" Picture "Rich," "Lonely," "Desperate For Human Contact"
My ex called. Picture My ex called.
You'll thank them one day - this sex thing you keep hearing about lives up to the hype. Picture You'll thank them one day - this sex thing you keep hearing about lives up to the hype.
Misprint - that should read 100% of all males. Picture Misprint - that should read 100% of all males.
"Found this on the woman's bathroom door at the local Chinese restaurant." Picture "Found this on the woman's bathroom door at the local Chinese restaurant."
Who needs a tap? Picture Who needs a tap?
But my dignity is free! Picture But my dignity is free!
Know what girls love? Picture Know what girls love?
I'm not sure you needed to pay for the word 'desperate'. Picture I'm not sure you needed to pay for the word 'desperate'.
I think I found one... nevermind it's just empty space. Picture I think I found one... nevermind it's just empty space.
"My friend is going to Iraq need some love!" Good luck guys. Picture "My friend is going to Iraq need some love!" Good luck guys.
"We threw his kielbasa down the window pit and he dove after it." Hardcore. Picture "We threw his kielbasa down the window pit and he dove after it." Hardcore.
I'm sure this worked. The one with no sleeves seems trustworthy. Picture I'm sure this worked. The one with no sleeves seems trustworthy.
"Gee...that makes a little less creepy..." Picture "Gee...that makes a little less creepy..."
I figured it was worth a shot... Picture I figured it was worth a shot...
Apparently people's interest in Sears is so low, they have to remind people they still exist. Picture Apparently people's interest in Sears is so low, they have to remind people they still exist.
"An article in our collegiate newspaper... I love virginia..." Picture "An article in our collegiate newspaper... I love virginia..."
When all else fails... Picture When all else fails...
When your to drunk to talk to girls but to poor to all go out and buy a blow up doll....(we made one out of a couch cushion!!) Picture When your to drunk to talk to girls but to poor to all go out and buy a blow up doll....(we made one out of a couch cushion!!)
"This girl seems to be randomly emailing every Jonathan in the NC State directory...draw your own conclusions." Picture "This girl seems to be randomly emailing every Jonathan in the NC State directory...draw your own conclusions."
Lonely college guy in an all-male dorm. Picture Lonely college guy in an all-male dorm.