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			<title>My Phone's Low Battery Warnings Are Getting Desperate</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:02:39 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Spatula Made Out of Plastic Cutlery</title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 23:12:42 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Pancakes are the mother of invention.]]></description>
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			<title>Tape for Toilet Paper</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 06:28:32 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[&quot;Living in Israel in a house with 22 others, toilet paper goes fast. Then you really decide how desperate you are...&quot;]]></description>
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			<title>Post Office Anti-Email Attack Ads</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 15:11:42 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I want to stress that these are real and they exists in real life.]]></description>
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			<title>Desperate Girl Seeks Husband Via Song</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 11:01:36 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I bet she could find several on Craigslist, if she doesn't mind a good foot-licking.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:39:26 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[What her mom meant was "You don't need to APPLY. I know the manager."]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:19:39 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["Rich," "Lonely," "Desperate For Human Contact"]]></description>
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			<title>Friedrich Engels Tries To Get Laid</title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:47:51 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2006 19:03:22 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[My ex called.]]></description>
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			<title>Untitled 10</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 15:52:39 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[You'll thank them one day - this sex thing you keep hearing about lives up to the hype.]]></description>
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			<title>Untitled 11</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:23:15 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Misprint - that should read 100% of all males.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 23:29:10 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["Found this on the woman's bathroom door at the local Chinese restaurant."]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Apr 2006 17:17:13 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Who needs a tap?]]></description>
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			<title>Untitled 14</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 23:29:03 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[But my dignity is free!]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:23:52 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Is the British version of Cops called Bobbys?]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 18:44:52 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Know what girls love?]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2005 13:45:27 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm not sure you needed to pay for the word 'desperate'.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2005 00:34:35 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I think I found one... nevermind it's just empty space.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2005 12:46:03 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["My friend is going to Iraq need some love!" Good luck guys.]]></description>
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