CollegeHumor: Dessert

Important Memo Regarding Fro-Yo Sampling Guidelines

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 01:05:57 -0500

Dear Fro-Yo Sample Consultants,

As your Fro-Yo Sample Manager, please allow this memo to serve as a final warning: all customers visiting our frozen yogurt establishment must sample each and every one of our four-hundred flavors of fro-yo per visit. Yes, you heard me correctly: that's PER VISIT. Failure to provide customers with adequate fro-yo flavor sampling may result in a demotion, termination, or worse.

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Stoned Cupcake

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 11:49:16 -0400

Man, it's like, it's like I'm food or something, y'know?

Eclair Dog

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 13:21:41 -0400

The meatclair.

Freedom Flavored Ice Cream

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 11:57:12 -0400

Freedom isn't free: it costs $3.00 for one scoop.

Cookie Warmed in Owen

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:42:45 -0400

Don't worry about the smell.

Woman Who Wanted Nothing for Dessert Gets Chocolate "Nothing"

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 13:12:17 -0400

Mmmmmm, there's nothing quite like Nothing.

Wait Until the Brownies are Completely Cool

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 20:50:06 -0400

Throw a leather jacket on them, and they should be ready.

Ice Cream Gets Creepier as it Melts

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 11:26:44 -0400

WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!

Cunt Cake

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 11:04:13 -0400

Sometimes "Happy Birthday" doesn't say how you really feel.

Breakfast Lasagna

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 16:54:11 -0400

Topped with fresh, creamy, diabetes.

Creepy Melted Sponge Bob Cake

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 11:40:10 -0400

Who lives in a pineapple UNDER YOUR BED!

Sorry I Put it in Your Butt Cake

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 12:34:06 -0400

Cake can make anything better.

Mountain Dew Dorito Cupcake

Thu, 17 May 2012 12:48:15 -0400

I love Mountain Dew and Doritos, but it doesn't have enough calories. Can you help?

Sorry I'm So Stupid Cake

Sun, 06 May 2012 22:56:28 -0400

Oh, cake, you are too hard on yourself.

Banana Pastries Like a Boss

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 11:54:49 -0400

What's most impressive is his ability to spell "banana" correctly on the first try.

Adderall Cake

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 20:13:40 -0500

Nothing will ever get you more focused than the prospect of cake.

Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 23:32:48 -0500

I swear it's not usually this spongey.

Bacon and Egg Cupcakes

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:13:54 -0500

I don't have time to eat breakfast, just post-wake up dessert.

Twilight Ice Cream Cake

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 13:49:18 -0500

Say what you want about those books, but I think they're really sweet.

Super Fast Cake Bagger in Action

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 12:06:30 -0400

"Very impressive, but I ordered a box of donuts."