Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
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The Graphic Truth
"Umass riots even when we lose. Thats true team spirit."
Looks they're finally instituting that Hummer penalty we've been asking for.
Evidently there's a reason for this warning.
Instead of building a robot to attack the city, you should build one that takes tests.
"We threw a party at our apartment, and one of the kids decided to sleep/pass out in his car. At some point during the night he had a dream that he was sleeping in his car and had to pee really badly, so he kicked out his window and crawled out. It's a 20
"My buddy thought it would be funny to hit a can of red spray paint with a claw-hammer." Looks like he was right.
We got drunk and discovered a portal to the next room!
"We were all drunk and the pizza place's number wasn't in the damn book." A phone book without a pizzeria's number is practically garbage anyway.
So bottle rockets can destroy a toilet. Good to know.
Willing to destroy his desk, but not make a mess on the floor.
If you keep their security deposit, you hate freedom.
Why are the current tennants leaving?
"He fell through our roof into his roommate's bedroom."
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.