CollegeHumor: Diary Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/diary Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6884660 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6884660/belieben Anne Frank, the Belieber Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:59:08 -0400 "Justin Bieber hopes [Anne Frank] would have been his devoted fan […] "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber," he wrote." – CNN


January 22, 1943

One of the happiest days I can remember— this morning Jane brought us fresh fruit and bread. Jane also brought me a present— a record album called "My World 2.0" by someone named Justin Bieber. I don't know who Justin Bieber is but Papa says he's a kid like me and that I can listen to it when there is no one below in the house.


...]]> /article/6670681 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6670681/diaries-of-an-air-bud-teammate Diaries of An Air Bud Teammate Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:53:42 -0500

October 2nd, 1997

Wow! I made the basketball team! I can hardly believe it – all of that hard work and practice finally paid off. Coach Barker said he saw something special in me. I have the...]]> /article/5885942 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5885942/contra-journals-vol-1 Contra Journals: Vol. 1 Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:55:34 -0500

Journal Entry 1 (Bill)

Bill here,


I'm on my way to this island that's somewhere in South America, they wouldn't tell us where exactly, but I'm guessing it has something to do with those dirty, thieving Nicaraguans. Looking out the helicopter the place looks surreal but I'm pretty sure I'm going to rapid fire the sh*t out of it. No South American is going to get the better of me. I'm coming off of training at peak. I've increased my athletic prowess so that I can jump 10 ft into the air, leap 12 ft chasms, and be able to do countless front flips effortlessly, even while moving backwards. Me and my buddy Lance here are some tough S.O.B's and we're ready to take out the suspected 800 troop installment all by ourselves, because we have one thing the enemy doesn't have. Spread Guns.


...]]> /article/3394245 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3394245/the-long-lost-diary-of-chewbacca-what-he-really-thought The Long Lost Diary of Chewbacca: What He Really Thought Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:26:30 -0400

April 21, A Long Time Ago

Dear Diary,

Does anyone ever think about how hot it is on Tatooine for a wookie? I mean, its 2891, you think they'd have some kind of air conditioning here by now. This shit is getting out of hand with Han. All we do is smuggle foreign alien crack from one planet to another. We've got a fat slug sending his bounty hunters after us, and now we've got some crazy old guy telling us something about some force bullshit, and that he'll pay us a bunch of cash to take him, another loony kid and 2 droids to some craphole Alderaan. I guess we could use the money to get Jabber or Jabba or Jibby the slug off our ass. I'll write again once we leave Alderaan.

Aggrivated and Hot,
/article/3346910 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3346910/paperboys-diary Paperboy's Diary Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:45:40 -0400

SUNDAY: Finally! Tomorrow morning I start my paper route! I'll have so much money to buy things that normal children my age purchase in stores… of some sort.
...]]> /article/2272014 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2272014/the-diary-of-christopher-columbus The Diary of Christopher Columbus Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:29:10 -0400
/article/663969 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/663969/a-diary-entry-by-someone-who-doesnt-understand-how-diaries-work A Diary Entry By Someone Who Doesn't Understand How Diaries Work Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:15:17 -0500 Dear Diary,



Another day, another letter. What the hell is your problem? It has been seven weeks and I haven’t heard a word from you. I’ve written you eleven letters total. Is this how you treat all the kids who write you with their problems? My mom said you could help me with my self-esteem issues, if anything it’s gotten worse. How do you think I feel when you don’t answer any of my letters? I’ll tell you how I feel, Diary. I feel bad. I feel really, really bad. (What kind of a name is Diary anyway, Dutch?)
...]]> /article/399762 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/399762/lindsay-lohans-progress-report Lindsay Lohan's Progress Report Thu, 18 Jan 2007 23:43:22 -0500
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