Picture "Even though we had to clean it up the next morning, we got to miss our classes so it was definitely worth it."
Picture "Some homeless guy wandered into our cafeteria and for some reason had a target spray painted on his ass."
Picture Ohhhh that's what cafeteria food is for. I was confused, I thought they expected us to eat this!
Picture Sure, you don't want to find this in your dining halls food. The good news is you can make wishes on it. The bad news is that the wishes all have ironic twists and go poorly.