CollegeHumor: Disney Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/disney Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6890172 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890172/8-rap-songs-perfectly-synched-with-kids-shows 8 Rap Songs Perfectly Synched with Kids' Shows Tue, 14 May 2013 15:36:54 -0400 A guy by the name of Bruce D has been posting vines that mash up rap (occasionally pop) songs with children's' programming — Disney movies, Barney, Teletubbies, the Wizard of Oz. They're matching up pretty well.

Move over, Ryan Gosling and Will Sasso, the Vine throne belongs to BRUCE D.


 /article/6876675 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6876675/the-10-best-disney-rap-mashups The 10 Best Disney-Rap Mashups Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:03:51 -0400 What happens when you combine wholesome Disney songs with profanity-laced rap hits? These!

These mashups are extra special because they aren't just combining two songs, it's like they're combining your younger self with your less-innocent present self.


10. Mulan Vs. Busta Rhymes: Look at Me Make a Man Out of You Mashup



...]]> /article/6843689 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6843689/10-reasons-star-wars-movies-are-already-disney-movies 10 Reasons Star Wars Movies Are Already Practically Disney Movies Thu, 01 Nov 2012 12:23:57 -0400 Sorry nerds, but that Star Wars thing you love and hate more than anything is already just like all the Disney movies. Here's proof:

1. They all have sequels/prequels no one wanted

10 Reasons Star Wars Is Already A Disney Movie - Image 2...]]> /article/6780734 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6780734/internet-fairy-tales Internet Fairy Tales Thu, 07 Jun 2012 19:10:38 -0400

Internet Fairy Tales - Image 1
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]]> /article/6391844 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6391844/disney-princesses-have-romance-problems Disney Princesses Have Romance Problems Mon, 17 Jan 2011 17:42:18 -0500

Jasmine: But this romance can never be! You're not a prince, and my father is too protective to even let me out of the castle!

Aladdin: So he's that protective, but he still let's you dress like that.

Jasmine: Excuse me?

Aladdin: Also, you have a pet tiger. I'm just saying. But I found a genie, so it's all good.

Jasmine: That's perfect! You can wish to be a prince and win my heart through a series of difficult challenges, and battles with the evil Jafar so we can be wed!

Aladdin: Nah. I just wished for a million whores.

Jasmine: Wow. Um, well you still jave-

Aladdin: But then I remembered: a million whores isn't cool. You know what's cool?

Jasmine: …a billion-

Aladdin: Laser vision. Laser vision is cool as shit.

Jasmine: Huh. But of course you used your third wish to free the geni-

Aladdin: Forty trillion whores.

...]]> /article/6250719 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6250719/mulan-probably-should-have-seen-this-coming Mulan Probably Should Have Seen This Coming Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:35:07 -0400
Li Shang: Chi-Fu, my most trusted advisor, I must speak to you about an urgent matter.


Chi-Fu: What’s going on? Strategy for tomorrow’s battle?

...]]> /article/6192957 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6192957/9-things-us-90s-kids-realize-now-part-ii 9 Things Us 90's Kids Realize Now (Part II) Mon, 28 Jun 2010 20:19:21 -0400
It beats Adam West's portrayal back in 1000 B.C. It tops George Clooney's hard nipple bat suit and it damn sure beats Christian Bale's "on the toilet after eating Chipotle" Batman voice.
...]]> /article/6163517 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6163517/beauty-and-the-beautiful-beast Beauty and the Beautiful Beast Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:05:24 -0400
Evil Witch: Well, I turned the prince into a beast. He won't go back to normal until he gets someone to love him.


Minion: Witch, that's what you turned him into? That's, like, the most dreamy beast ever.
...]]> /article/5987699 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5987699/the-circle-of-death The Circle of Death Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:30:42 -0400
Gazelle: Where's everyone going?

Zebra: They're announcing the birth of the new lion prince, Simba!

Gazelle: What?! And you're gonna go there?

Zebra: Uh, duhhhh. He's gonna be our king one day. I need to show my respects.

Gazelle: Or else what?

Zebra: Or else they'll eat me.

Gazelle: And what'll happen if you do show your respects?

Zebra: They'll…eat me.

Gazelle: Exactly. All these lions do is eat us, and we're supposed to gather right in front of them and thank them for tearing us apart and eating our flesh?

Zebra: To be fair, it's worth it. They're great leaders.

Gazelle: What do they do for us beyond eating us?

Zebra: Well, they control the local gazelle and zebra populations. Also…nevermind, that's it.

Gazelle: It's insane! And we go along with it every time a new prince is born. Even the fucking ants!

Worker Ant: QUEEN DEMANDS SO. MUST OBEY.

Gazelle: I mean, look at the invitation we all got. "Your King, Musafa the Mighty (Gazelle-Eater), Requests Your Attendance at the Coronation of His Son, Prince Simba the Magnificent (At Eating Gazelle)."

Zebra: But they're definitely not planning on eating us this time. Look below: "A feast of unimaginable meat variety will follow." They're giving us a feast!

Gazelle: DO YOU EAT MEAT, STRIPE-BOY?! We ARE the feast. We're going to gather around completely defenseless and they're going to eat the shit out of us.

Zebra: …that sounds about right. That's what happened last time.

Gazelle: What do you think would happen if you invited some delicious grass to attend a party of yours? Do you think the grass would show up?

Zebra: That’s a bad example. Zebras don't have parties. We're too busy being eaten by lions.

Gazelle: Well don't you want to do something about it?!

Zebra: What are we supposed to do? Besides get eaten, that is.

Gazelle: Honestly, I think this place would be a lot better if we got rid of Mustafa and Simba. Someone should totally stampede them down a peg…

...]]> /article/5595419 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5595419/marvels-new-fall-lineup Marvel's New Fall Lineup Mon, 07 Sep 2009 03:46:17 -0400



...]]> /article/1076719 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1076719/a-sit-down-between-goofy-and-pluto A Sit-Down Between Goofy And Pluto Mon, 21 May 2007 21:07:22 -0400
Goofy: Hey, Pluto, how are ya?



Pluto: Woof!



Goofy: Umm…all right. Now, there's something we need to talk about—
...]]> /article/830354 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/830354/the-subliminal-disney The Subliminal Disney Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:52:44 -0400 We all know about the priest's erection in The Little Mermaid, and the sand that spells "sex" in The Lion King. Check out these other hidden easter eggs that Disney's animators slipped into their classic films:



...]]> /article/781581 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/781581/hottest-disney-princess-tournament Hottest Disney Princess Tournament Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:03:17 -0400 After weeks of deliberation, the finals of the Disney Hottest Princess Contest are finally here! This tournament has seen ups, downs, surprises, tears, and more. At long last, we've reached the finals, where one of our lucky princesses will be declared the fairest of them all!

Before we get to the voting, let's take a look back at how we got here.

Round One

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