Weird, I didn't know gay people even liked musicals.
When you wish upon a star...
Easy, Pedobear. We all know you have a van.
"Which one of you dwarves makes the greasiest egg sandwich?"
But what the hell is a "Walt"?
Even sadder than the movie's beginning.
The three things I love most in the world: Cinderella, cakes and NWA together at last.
Is it wrong that I'd still rather bang the cartoon?
Jasmine: But this romance can never be! You're not a prince, and my father is too protective to even let me out of the castle!Aladdin: So he's that protective, but he still let's you dr …
Perhaps a different kind of beast?
All the dwarfs at the DMV were ecstatic. Even Grumpy!
"Is it weird that I'm more attracted to the cartoon versions?"
Li Shang: Chi-Fu, my most trusted advisor, I must speak to you about an urgent matter. Chi-Fu: What’s going on? Strategy for tomorrow’s battle? Li Shang: Uh, no. I think I think I&r …
One of the misdemeanors was not wearing any pants.