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Shallow Water Doesn't Stop Crazy Diver
I can't tell if he's drunk or just Russian. Same difference, I guess.
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No Diving In Toilet
We're pretty sure he was permanently injured before.
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Russian Diving Board Fail
Pain is a universal language.
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Hotel Balcony Belly Flop
If he wanted to get hurt, he should've just fallen in love.
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Wonder Dog Gets Two Frisbees in One Dive
I can no longer honestly tell my dog he's a good dog. From now on he's an OK dog.
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Professor Splash High Dive into Kiddie Pool
His PhD is in Not Dying.
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Swimming in a Sea of Sardines
"You're gonna need a bigger pizza."
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Shark Too Smart for Shark-Proof Cage
The only 100% shark-proof cage I know is the American Midwest.
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Flooded Meadow
Moral of the story: When visiting a meadow, make sure you packed your scuba gear.
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Diving In The No Diving Area
Of course he did obey the "Remove Teeth Before Entering Pool" sign, but nobody gives him any credit for that.
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Japanese Diving Lemmings
This was Japan's second-largest failed mass suicide.
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Epic Hotel Dive
That particular hotel's third most beautiful suicide attempt.
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Diving Board Dunce
Men in Speedos don't even need accidents to look embarrassing.
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Backflip Cliff Dive
He didn't even know there was water down there.
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Surface Dive
It had to be shallow, he can't swim.
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Ladder Dive
The best laid plans of mice and men...


