CollegeHumor: Divorce Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/divorce Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6300220 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6300220/lunch-bag-note-divorce Lunch Bag Note Divorce Wed, 29 Sep 2010 10:59:35 -0400

...]]> /article/5925449 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5925449/divorce Divorce Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:53:44 -0500 Kids, Daddy has something to tell you.

Sometimes two people can love each other very much, and then their wife finds out about it. And she totally blows it out of proportion, and carefully, through an orchestrated plot, counterfeits evidence of a bacon fetish which I think we all know could be photoshopped so lets not get crazy here.

I don’t want you kids to think this was your fault. It wasn’t. It was the other kids’ fault. Right, you allegedly have a bunch of half-sisters. Who apparently can’t keep their mouths shut.
...]]> /article/5763704 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5763704/i-think-the-google-logo-designer-is-having-marital-problems I Think the Google Logo Designer Is Having Marital Problems Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:10:16 -0500

...]]> /article/3931577 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3931577/please-let-me-watch-your-kids Please Let Me Watch Your Kids Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:55:04 -0400
Please let me watch your kids. I need the work. I have no more money. My…my wife left me. She took everything. T.V., stereo, Nordic track, all the food… I've got nothing. I am begging you. Please let me watch your kids.
...]]> /article/3896440 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3896440/a-kid-whose-parents-just-got-divorced-writes-a-book A Kid Whose Parents Just Got Divorced Writes A Book Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:30:39 -0500


/article/2941100 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/2941100/jesus-joint-custody Jesus: Joint Custody Wed, 26 Sep 2007 00:58:26 -0400


knocks



Mary: Someone's at the door

Joseph: Don't worry babe, I got it.
...]]> /article/1873585 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1873585/the-worlds-worst-father-informs-his-children-he-and-their-mother-are-splitting-up The World's Worst Father Informs His Children He and Their Mother are Splitting Up Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:44:43 -0400
Hey kids, wake up. We need to have a talk. Huh? I don’t know, about 2 AM, I think. Listen, I have to tell you all something. It's about your mother and I. But before I do, I want you to know that no matter what happens, we’re going to love all of you a little more or less, depending on how we’re feeling day-to-day. Our emotions toward you have been kind of hazy these last few weeks. But right now you all seem like pretty solid peeps in my book.


...]]> /article/1162554 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1162554/a-fathers-day-tale A Father's Day Tale Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:44:30 -0400

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