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via womencomedy January 29, 2013
True beauty. It's rare. Treasure it.
via DongQuixoTayZonday September 7, 2012
And that's why you don't love.
From CH Staff on May 24, 2012
You don't need to be a family to be dysfunctional.
From MariaBamfordShow on May 1, 2012
Don't worry, kids, it's not your fault everyone's at peace.
November 15, 2011
You should always buy local when it comes to tomatoes or divorce lawyers.
September 22, 2010
"I appreciate your honesty, but I could have done without the story of how you accidentally ran over a lawyer with your car one foggy night and decided to live his life as your own."
July 30, 2009
Someday, when I fall out of love, I hope my divorce is this much fun.
From UCBComedy on June 3, 2010
They're the soundtracks of our lives! Our shattered, devastating lives.
April 6, 2010
Achievement Unlocked: Marriage Pwned
February 13, 2009
David better get used to the back of that car, he's going to be living in it the next couple weeks.
July 27, 2006
Someone forgot to take their chill pill this morning.