This is the DJ that invented record scratching. picture This is the DJ that invented record scratching.
The First DJ Battle in the World video The First DJ Battle in the World

Looks like we haven't come so far after all.

Worst Wedding DJ Ever video Worst Wedding DJ Ever

And he thought being a wedding DJ was rock bottom. It's only even more downhill from here, buddy.

DJ Kitty video DJ Kitty

His scratching is off the chain.

Who else puts the DJ in handjob? picture Who else puts the DJ in handjob?
DJ Baby video DJ Baby

You should see his crib.

"I was helping a friend of mine DJ a frat party. I turned around to him and saw some chick . . . well, just look. Now I know why he likes to DJ." picture "I was helping a friend of mine DJ a frat party. I turned around to him and saw some chick . . . well, just look. Now I know why he likes to DJ."
DJ Kitty Lays Down Phat Jam video DJ Kitty Lays Down Phat Jam

Feel free to make your own bad pun about record-scratching. I'm not doing it for you.

DJ Spock video DJ Spock

"Let me hear all the people in space say 'heyyyy!'"

Crazy Old DJ Rocks the Party video Crazy Old DJ Rocks the Party

"Dad! I told you, you could only DJ my rave if you didn't embarrass me."

Thriller 8-Bit Tribute Mix video Thriller 8-Bit Tribute Mix

RIP Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for the Commodore 64.

"Pop Culture" Live Mega Pop Song Mashup video "Pop Culture" Live Mega Pop Song Mashup

"Wow. You made all those songs yourself? Must've taken a dog's age." -someone's mom.

DJ Scratches Tapes video DJ Scratches Tapes

Let's see him do that with an mp3.

Mini-Deadmau5 video Mini-Deadmau5

"But next year I can be Mickey Mouse, right Dad?"

Armless DJ video Armless DJ

He also has to do most of the legwork.

Radio DJ Ignores Impending Fire video Radio DJ Ignores Impending Fire

This new radio station sure is "hot." They're setting the music charts "on fire." That DJ is about to "pass out from smoke inhalation."

Dog is Just as Good as Human DJ video Dog is Just as Good as Human DJ

Spin it! Stop eating it!

9 picture 9

9 busting some sick beats on the 1s and 2s.

Hand Scratching video Hand Scratching

Look how small that black disc is. It's gotta be a record.

DJ Cat Learns to Scratch video DJ Cat Learns to Scratch

I hope DJ SurprisePAWty didn't quit his day job: standing up, circling, lying back down.