CollegeHumor: Doctors

10 Things You May or May Not Want to See in a Doctors Office

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 15:04:29 -0500

10 Things You May or May Not Want to See in a Doctors Office

Never Drink Like That Again

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 11:31:21 -0400

Like what? You mean like thiiiiiis?

Role Playing Doctor and Nurse

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:33:35 -0400

I swear this never happens.

Big Dick Birth Defect

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 12:08:04 -0400

The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.

Pediatrician vs Adult Doctor

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:04:11 -0500

Last month I had to finally make the switch from my childhood pediatrician to a new physician. I'm twenty-two; it probably should have happened a while ago, but I was always...

Diagnosing Dot Coms

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:25:03 -0500

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Honest OBGYN

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:06:50 -0500

All the other OBGYNs were thinking it.

Doctor: Tongue Depressor

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:09:44 -0400

Sometimes laughter is the best medicine (when you're not that sick).

Doctor: Symptoms

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:05:01 -0400

Symptoms, the #1 symptom of having symptoms.

Doctor: Pregnant

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:02:20 -0400

Get ready for the most usual nine months of your life.

Doctor: Arnold Schwarzenegger Impression

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:59:54 -0400

He'll be back--for a follow up appointment.

Doctor: Good News, Bad News

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:03:50 -0400

Good news for people who like bad news for people who like good news who also like to be confused.

Dr. Funny Name

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 12:39:43 -0400

Does insurance cover tickling?

Pain Medication Girl

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:30:33 -0400

She's just high on life, by which we mean the compounds Li and Fe, a highly potent drug.

Doctor Plaid

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:40:45 -0400

Plaid medicine is what I need.

Doctor: No Easy Way

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:33:48 -0400

Some diseases are too horrible for words.

Dem Bones Remix

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:33:17 -0500

"What the heck, I'm entertained. You're all certified doctors!"

House M.D. -- Valley Girl Edition

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:12:17 -0400

Lupus is a most un-excellent disease.

Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Doctor Say

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:33:35 -0400

It's sort of a boy.

Let's just hope when you die it dies with you

I don't think anything is wrong, you can go… Whoa! I don't think shaking hands is necessary right now.

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Diagnosis

Mon, 16 Jul 2007 18:09:46 -0400

Thanks for coming in today. Why don't you have a seat? You've been a strong patient, so I'm not going to sugar coat this for you. I'm just gonna give it to you straight. Okay, here goes. Your test results came back this morning, and it appears that a sprightly young pixie found its way from the Realm of Peppermint Dreams and decided to take a nap on your liver. Isn't that great? All that discomfort you've been feeling in your lower abdomen is just your new enchanted friend snoozing all the live-long day. What fun! Right?

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