It's my party, I can poop if I want to.
What a shitty picture.
Batteries not included.
When it melts, it looks like a Shar-Pei.
He's off to play fetch in the great beyond.
"Eww, mommy, what's wrong with Comic Sans?" "He's sick honey, don't look at him."
Slap me some paw.
The landing is definitely what cost him in the long run.
"I'm two seconds away from making these fuckers chew toys."
I think this is going to be a cave level.
Hello my baby, hello my darling hello my rag time gaaaaal! (Do I get treat now?)
Wait, why was someone surfing in the pool?
His bath is worse than his bite.
I give this two paws up.
Bow wow what now?
I just made a huge doody.
"I...I don't like where you're 'hiding' that bone."