Tag: Dog (Page 48)

Don't worry about Otis, he's been doing that for the past 15 years. He'll never catch it. Picture Don't worry about Otis, he's been doing that for the past 15 years. He'll never catch it.
You're writing checks your ass can't cash, Kelly Nettleblad. Picture You're writing checks your ass can't cash, Kelly Nettleblad.
Dog-Jesus can also turn water into another dog's ass. Picture Dog-Jesus can also turn water into another dog's ass.
"Only in America" Picture "Only in America"
The dog is tiny! Picture The dog is tiny!
I think I knew a guy who had this picture tattooed on his back. Picture I think I knew a guy who had this picture tattooed on his back.
That is offensive. Picture That is offensive.
"World's smallest kegstand!" Picture "World's smallest kegstand!"
"The real Van Wilder Dog." Picture "The real Van Wilder Dog."
Admit it Dr. Woofington, you have a problem. Picture Admit it Dr. Woofington, you have a problem.
What you can't see is there's a mouse riding the dog, a cricket riding the mouse, and so on and so on. Picture What you can't see is there's a mouse riding the dog, a cricket riding the mouse, and so on and so on.
Yeah, it looks impressive but I asked him to clean the gutters THREE WEEKS AGO already! Picture Yeah, it looks impressive but I asked him to clean the gutters THREE WEEKS AGO already!
This dog look like he melted to the floor. Picture This dog look like he melted to the floor.
"Right before he passed out, he barked 'I am never drinking again..." Picture "Right before he passed out, he barked 'I am never drinking again..."
It doesn't say anything about DAWGS. Picture It doesn't say anything about DAWGS.
Damn, this newspaper is better at captions than I am. Picture Damn, this newspaper is better at captions than I am.
I'm giving 3 to 1 on the pussy. Picture I'm giving 3 to 1 on the pussy.
Two will enter, one will leave. Picture Two will enter, one will leave.
"What you lookin' at mutha fucka?" Picture "What you lookin' at mutha fucka?"
Hooch has nothing on this police dog. I could watch him tackle people all day. Video Hooch has nothing on this police dog. I could watch him tackle people all day.
The worst part is that he's going to crush this little fella against his forehead when he's done chugging him. Picture The worst part is that he's going to crush this little fella against his forehead when he's done chugging him.
Okay, now to throw a trench coat on him and pass him off as a foreign exchange student. Picture Okay, now to throw a trench coat on him and pass him off as a foreign exchange student.
"Germans... and puppies... love David Hasselhoff." Picture "Germans... and puppies... love David Hasselhoff."
"I'm not a playa, I jus crush a lot..." Picture "I'm not a playa, I jus crush a lot..."