Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Somebody call for a woof-slinger?
This lady needs to consider another pet.
Forbidden lovers trying to steal just one kiss.
I tried to add a rocket booster, but mom said no.
"Don't let your dog watch Scarface." I just don't let my dog watch R rated movies in general.
That's what the Red Cross is all about - helping.
Dog kisses are weird.
Don't worry about Otis, he's been doing that for the past 15 years. He'll never catch it.
You're writing checks your ass can't cash, Kelly Nettleblad.
Dog-Jesus can also turn water into another dog's ass.
"Only in America"
The dog is tiny!
That is offensive.
I think I knew a guy who had this picture tattooed on his back.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.