Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I don't need to drink to have a good time.
You know how sometimes you see sometimes you see some punk kid trying to start a fight in the bar so he can look big, and then he immediately recognizes how in over his head he is? This is mother nature's version of that.
"Dogs like leafblowers too."
"Time for a new hunting dog."
I love you, bitch.
"Best part is, the dog is blind."
They are the original odd couple!
This dog looks like he just saw the Ark of the Covenant.
"This is Roxie. She's into mystery novels."
Come one come all, feast your eyes on the adorable two-nosed puppy!
"I prefer not to be held"
"The other dog attempted, but was not sucessful, in grabbing the branch."
College ain't nothin' but beers and bitches.
"I wonder if they're siblings."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.