Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
College ain't nothin' but beers and bitches.
"I wonder if they're siblings."
It's perfect because he's already used to drinking something that tastes like it's from the toilet.
Professor Squishy, upset that Lost is a rerun tonight.
"He's awake, RUN!"
Ahhh that's the life for me. Chillin' in the pool, pooping wherever I please, licking my own ass....
Dogs don't love you back.
"Did you notice the dog is urinating?"
Can't he read?
Donald Trump, The Dog.
"Five more minutes - I was having the most amazing dream about sniffing Mariah Carey's ass."
Hey I asked for mustard!
Another in our ongoing series of pets who must hate their owners.
You sir, are a creepy dog.
We like three kinds of animal pictures. Animals doing it, animals pretending they are people, and animals being precious. This one is precious.
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Don't ask me again.