No, I'm sorry, with my species it just means "mother dog." It was supposed to be a compliment. Nice pups.
Didn't even lift a finger, let alone a leg.
First the baked pugtato, now the iPug, what's next, my DIGNITY?!
And by save, we mean he'll poop on your floor and then fall asleep.
"I've seen some things, man. Terrible things. Things you wouldn't even understand"-Vietnam Ror
Doggy DeVito just realized who he's named after.
I don't want to fall asleep because then he will nuzzle me to death in my dreams.
Good thing this dog already hates him, otherwise this may have been awkward.
More like 100 Dalmatians, now.
Animals rule and sometimes, as humans, or animals dressed like humans on the internet, we forget that. It's time to show our little fuzzy friends how much we love them...by taking humiliating pictures …
Whoever made this has seen too many Disney movies.
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
"And then I told the lettuce head, what are ya, a vegetadope?"
I don't always ride in a bike basket, but when I do, bitches bark.
"But maaaam, do I have to wear these? I look like a loser!"-a dog.
He's off to the big yarn ball in the sky.
Sponsored by the Don't Tie Dogs to the Roof of a Moving Vehicle (DTRMV) foundation.
He tried to play us out, but there was too much slobber on the keyboard.
You can see the pure unadulterated, adorable evil in it's eyes.
One of these things is not like the other.
Lookin' to chomp on some bonesssssssssss.
Well gee, thank for nothin', pooch.
But that window tastes just like a window.