Picture I knew a girl who had one of those water bottles. I guess it's refreshingly fun to suck a plastic dick?
Picture Just imagine, like, for a minute, that this was a person who could, like, sing and cook spaghetti and talk to you and stuff.
Picture It seems like animals naturally know which other creature are of their species... so I wonder if that racoon is just a fucking sicko or not.
Picture "Ok, we got a report one of you has been licking his crotch and sniffing asses, we can do this the easy way or the hard way!"