"The Dog in the Hat"

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...]]> /article/6894984 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6894984/the-7-breeds-of-dog-people Thu, 06 Jun 2013 12:43:41 -0400

...]]> /article/6891785 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6891785/caldwells-favorite-piece-of-internet-garbage Wed, 22 May 2013 13:38:00 -0400 We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

...]]> /article/6890427 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890427/angry-amazon-reviews-on-doggie-costumes Wed, 15 May 2013 17:48:06 -0400 Actual Amazon reviews proving that online reviewers don't mince words even when they're discussing pugs in Darth Vader costumes:

1. Raptor

...]]> /article/6884221 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6884221/dogs-in-pantyhose Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:02:13 -0400 You know, your dad isn't the only one who likes to daintily lounge around the house in lady-garments. In fact, our canine friends in China have started quite the trend doing just that, simply mugging for the camera in basic yet stylish pantyhose. Either that, or maybe Chinese dog owners just have a demented – abusive? – sense of humor and/or taste in pet fashion. So, prepare to be… tickled? Nauseated? Motivated to donate to PETA? What else is there to say, it's frickin' dogs in frickin' pantyhose. How much more elaboration do you dopes really need.

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...]]> /article/6743953 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6743953/cartoon-dogs-against-romney Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:28:47 -0400 Back in 1983, Mitt Romney tied their crated family dog, Seamus, to the roof of a car and drove 12 hours from Boston to a vacation home in Canada. As bad decisions from your past often do when you're running for president, the story has resurfaced and drawn an incredible amount of attention from his GOP opponents and animal rights groups, such as Dogs Against Romney.

...]]> /article/6688857 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6688857/i-think-theyre-running-out-of-ideas-for-big-dogs-shirts Wed, 11 Jan 2012 23:09:34 -0500

...]]> /article/6649422 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6649422/how-creepy-you-are-as-determined-by-your-pets Thu, 17 Nov 2011 01:29:20 -0500

...]]> /article/5990062 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5990062/staying-sharp-with-colin-sharp-tips-for-being-a-pet-owner Wed, 24 Mar 2010 02:09:24 -0400 I love pets. Wait, I think I messed up the wording of that. Let me it again. I love other people's pets. Ah, there it is, that's what I was going for. Other people's pets are wonderful. It's great to rub your hand up and down a cat's soft fur, throw around a ball of yarn, and then leave. It's a great situation, because I don't want to be put in a situation where I have to take care of something that can't make a sandwich for itself when push comes to shove. But other people's pets aren't perfect. Damn, I messed up the wording again. I'll take a mulligan. Other people that own pets aren't perfect. As great as their pet may be, they're probably doing something to try and counteract all inherent excellence present in the pet. If you own a pet take note and people will like you more. Or maybe they'll only not-hate you…I'm not sure yet, so I'll try and get back to you.

 

1. Your pet's gender does not matter

Pump your brakes pet owners. A random passer-by on the street should not be made to feel like they are an asshole for calling your female dog “boy”. Would I be less of an asshole if I double-checked by pulling out a mechanics roller and sliding under your dog to examine their business? Your dog doesn't have a transmission, so I'm not doing that.

 

2. Interesting animal does not mean interesting person.
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