"Just because I'm neutered doesn't mean I can't get a jolly roger."
Where's HER leash?
"Are you kidding me? Pete Sampras' schnauzer signed that for me at Wimbledon."
If this doesn't break your heart, you have no soul (or are the person whose slippers he ate).
"But not this cute outfit though, right?" - owner
Oh shit, mom's home.
I think I might start carrying my lunch that way, too.
He was dropped on his head as a puppy.
You can't even say the words "walk" or "Satan" around him without him going bonkers.
Why you should always spay or neuter your pets.
I guess he had a little too much Barkardi
Chewie is my co-pilot
Sadly, he'd soon find out that even walls are subject to the wrath of Mondays.
"Well, I don't see why not" - coke-fueled response
I know he's a dog, but it's still nice to do a little something extra for your boss every now and then.
So cute that it might be evil.
And they called it puppy-lamb love, because that's what made sense.
"So, are we stopping for ice cream or not?"
What dog could possibly resist a bundle of sticks?
File under "adorable."
Try all you want, but you can't wash away cute.
It's main selling point is extremely fertile soil.
Damnit Biscuits! I ask for one normal family photo!