Help me! I'm drowning in swing.
I sits where I wants
When the dog falls over it looks like he just ran out of batteries.
The best way to win a staring contest.
Perfect for burgers with dog fur embedded in it.
And a male dog by the looks of it.
They're both ten cents; I don't know which one to choose.
Bad to the Milk Bone
They say if you look hard enough you can see your future.
How could you do that? You're supposed to be man's best friend. Not cool, man.
Let me in. I'll be good.
Now bring it here, boy!
She lost the war, but she got a few licks in.
I'm walkin' on sheep backs WHOA-OOOOO!
No one here but us dogs.
Turn on some music and watch this for hours.
That guy should work out, he's looking a little husky.
"Yes! Yeeeessss! Love Meeeee!"
I don't have my assignment today. My teacher ate my homework.
Earlier: Owner throws Frisbee at tree.
Diplomacy has failed.
Rise, my mop brethren! No longer will we be smeared in the dirt by our cruel masters!