Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Whoa, I swear to God I've never seen that thing before!"
"Oh F-yeah. This is for you Dad. You're the sweet powerful steed with a freaking drill coming out your head as you nail my hot step-mom Gail. Can't wait to show you, Dad. So pumped!"
I always wished I was a dolphin, but now even more so
The only reason I need to punch dolphins is that they exist
Dolphins are the smartest animals, so they always use a condom.
All hail the mighty dolphin slayer!
That airbrush is so tight. For a second, I thought a wormhole really opened up in his hood and a space dolphin was going through it.
Apparently the people that made Trapper Keepers are getting into luxury cars.
You fool! If the dolphins and puppies unite, they'll conquer us all!
Ace Ventura and Snowflake, the field goal kicking dolphin.
"I envision the worst sound ever would be a dolphin hooked up to a car battery."
"What do you see? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. What they WILL see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture." Dolphin
"Look how happy they are =)"
"You have to see this..." Weird.
"Just a stupid store with a stupid name in Myrtle Beach, S. Carolina. What were these people thinking?!"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.