Picture There's a pretty good chance the Domino's staff thought of this idea while blitzed outta their skulls.
Picture "This is the Dominos man that delivered our pizza. He had to shit while he was making change." And you took a picture of him?
Picture "The king has decreed - we're going to get one pepperoni, one half sausage/half peppers, and one plain."
Picture "Alright sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car and take a breathalyser test.""No, sir, I'm going to have to ask YOU to step out of the car."
Picture Had to stop the keg stand at 15 seconds. After all, he's got three other deliveries to make across town!
Picture "The Domino's guy was already drunk when he delieverd the pizza, so we asked him if he wanted to hang out."