Press Button to Operate Donkeys picture Press Button to Operate Donkeys

Before you press that button you best be sure you're ready to wield that kind of power.

From UrinalCakes

| Be the first to comment! | May 16, 2012
Donkey from Shrek in Toy Story 3 Set picture Donkey from Shrek in Toy Story 3 Set

Pixar would never cast a donkey. They're a classy joint.

| 5 comments | September 27, 2011
At least one of them kept their clothes on/ picture At least one of them kept their clothes on/

From D. Baggerson

| 14 comments | August 23, 2010
"We told our buddy that he was getting a henna tattoo of the state of Texas, and we greased the guy with 10 euros to put this on him instead. The messed up thing is that he knew what was happening halfway through, and he allowed it to continue." picture "We told our buddy that he was getting a henna tattoo of the state of Texas, and we greased the guy with 10 euros to put this on him instead. The messed up thing is that he knew what was happening halfway through, and he allowed it to continue."

From John D

| 10 comments | August 19, 2010
BMW Donkey picture BMW Donkey

| 1 comment | August 02, 2010
That is fantastic news! I was just about to report him lost to Animal Services. picture That is fantastic news! I was just about to report him lost to Animal Services.

| 35 comments | July 20, 2010
Hopefully he doesn't deduct points for Jon's illustration on the cover. I mean give the kid a break, this 30-page term paper is 50% of his grade. picture Hopefully he doesn't deduct points for Jon's illustration on the cover. I mean give the kid a break, this 30-page term paper is 50% of his grade.

| 22 comments | May 21, 2010
The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him. picture The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him.

| 43 comments | November 19, 2009
This is not a double entendre, hope you like roast donkey! picture This is not a double entendre, hope you like roast donkey!

From snark

| 29 comments | January 22, 2008
I don't care if it comes out of a real donkey's dick, I'm just here to get drunk. picture I don't care if it comes out of a real donkey's dick, I'm just here to get drunk.

From Connor

| 2 comments | May 19, 2006
I've managed to crossbreed a zebra and a donkey using only paint and the lax animal cruelty laws in Mexico. picture I've managed to crossbreed a zebra and a donkey using only paint and the lax animal cruelty laws in Mexico.

| Be the first to comment! | March 29, 2006
"Funniest thing I have ever seen in real life, busted all over her." picture "Funniest thing I have ever seen in real life, busted all over her."

| 3 comments | March 04, 2006
Disney just bought the rights to this picture. Heath Ledger is going to be the donkey and George Lopez is going to play the dog. picture Disney just bought the rights to this picture. Heath Ledger is going to be the donkey and George Lopez is going to play the dog.

| 2 comments | February 28, 2006
Ass sex. picture Ass sex.

| 2 comments | July 08, 2005
I once drank this much Mountain Dew and I started seeing donkeys made of duct tape too. picture I once drank this much Mountain Dew and I started seeing donkeys made of duct tape too.

| 3 comments | February 10, 2005
Donkey Dick!!!! (God we're so immature) picture Donkey Dick!!!! (God we're so immature)

| 2 comments | October 14, 2004
"Submitted for the Nicest Ass competition...should win hands down." picture "Submitted for the Nicest Ass competition...should win hands down."

| 1 comment | April 21, 2004
I guess drinking from a donkey's dick is cool? picture I guess drinking from a donkey's dick is cool?

| 3 comments | March 31, 2004
Would this be fingering your ass? picture Would this be fingering your ass?

| 1 comment | February 28, 2004
Comes in a can! Get it? picture Comes in a can! Get it?

| Be the first to comment! | January 15, 2003