Sometimes you have to read the fine print.
Sweet is Murder.
All great artists steal. Even food ones.
Dunkin Donuts recently released a new breakfast sandwich that uses a a glazed donut as bread. A bunch of people are up in arms about this because it's "unhealthy" and a "perfect illustration of t …
But dey jelly too doe.
They'll go straight to your hips.
Get your mind out of the gutters, they're just sex donuts. Gawsh.
"I really love this place. I have been going since it opened. I had the hugest crush on the daughter of the owner and i would come in after class when I was in jr high and try and talk to her, but the …
The jokes on you, this tastes great. Ah, I'm so fat.
"You wait right here, I'm gonna go the donut." "The what?"
"Mmm... moving stairs."
The stomach is the link to a gamer's heart.
Eye dessert vegetable all?
Save the sprinkles for the health conscious.
If it's there one more week I'm stealing it.
They get the same discount at the strip club too. 80 cents instead of $1.00 on the table.