Picture Don't you understand?!? The terrorists are trying to fatten us up by killing us from the inside out. It's a whole new type of warfare.
Picture Finally, someone combined the markets for soothing candle aromas with being fat, lazy, slobs.
Picture Most cop cars come equipped with an emergency donut supply just in case Krispy Kreme is closed.
Picture The record is forty-five seconds, but you should be honored you even have the opportunity to do a Donut Stand.