Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The building tried to eat him
"We did this to our roommate's door when he went home for spring break. The best part was that his mom helped him carry stuff up to his room when he got back."
The management doesn't know, but that was just me after the Packers loss to the Giants.
"If you know Greenville, NC, then you know Miami Subs And this is the front door. It's a piece of history!"
Ohhhhh, so that's what they do.
"I got home to find my door covered in 250 feminine hygiene pads. Tampons were strung festively from the upper edge of my doorway, some soaked in crimson juice. A card was on my door, wishing me the best throughout my tumultuous journey towards womanhood.
This should keep those damn kids out of the backyard.
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
Our theme today - paradoxical doors.
So it's not really a door?
Take that steel door! That'll teach you to try to prevent fires.
"Now how does this thing work?"
I know I've said it before, but this is the last time I'll build a house on peyote.
It would be funny if someone came rushing in with an emergency announcement right after this picture was taken.
"Theoretically, shouldn't there be a sign on the other side that says 'Please OPEN Door All The Time?"
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