Tag: Double Entendre (Page 3)

Mine have been enlarging since before 1994. Picture Mine have been enlarging since before 1994.
Ages 12 - 55ish. Picture Ages 12 - 55ish.
Fun bags (as in purses) apparently make it look like you don't have fun bags (as in boobies). Picture Fun bags (as in purses) apparently make it look like you don't have fun bags (as in boobies).
Conveniently located 2 blocks away from Holy Trinity Community Baptist Church. Picture Conveniently located 2 blocks away from Holy Trinity Community Baptist Church.
Tell me where, exactly. Picture Tell me where, exactly.
But who's going to protect my man hole from this guy? Picture But who's going to protect my man hole from this guy?
Why would a kid want to go to a mobile home dealership? Picture Why would a kid want to go to a mobile home dealership?
The sign told me to do it, officer. Picture The sign told me to do it, officer.
Mine's splooge. Picture Mine's splooge.
Let's go there! Picture Let's go there!
Ducks? I don't get it. Picture Ducks? I don't get it.
In the '70s, you picked up women by blowing cigarette smoke in their face. They loved it. Picture In the '70s, you picked up women by blowing cigarette smoke in their face. They loved it.
The first thing you need to know about beavers. Picture The first thing you need to know about beavers.
"I can't figure out if this girl is fingering or fisting her father, but the bigger question is 'why is this printed on a bib?" Picture "I can't figure out if this girl is fingering or fisting her father, but the bigger question is 'why is this printed on a bib?"
We'll do anyone or anything. Picture We'll do anyone or anything.
Finally, something the museum and I can agree on. Picture Finally, something the museum and I can agree on.
"You know your from the midwest when your mom is wearing this." Picture "You know your from the midwest when your mom is wearing this."
"I'm a preschool teacher and I was reading a book to my kids when I came along this page.... I busted out laughing and then ripped the page out of the book." Picture "I'm a preschool teacher and I was reading a book to my kids when I came along this page.... I busted out laughing and then ripped the page out of the book."
That was my fraternity's motto too. Picture That was my fraternity's motto too.
No need for crude sexual innuendo, you had me at "the trough" for $6.99. Picture No need for crude sexual innuendo, you had me at "the trough" for $6.99.
This is funnier if you know Lisa is 75. Picture This is funnier if you know Lisa is 75.
Keep your cure. Picture Keep your cure.
"Sounds more like a Ludacris lyric than sweet tea." Picture "Sounds more like a Ludacris lyric than sweet tea."
"I thought all sex started with a semi." Picture "I thought all sex started with a semi."