Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
In the '70s, you picked up women by blowing cigarette smoke in their face. They loved it.
The first thing you need to know about beavers.
"I can't figure out if this girl is fingering or fisting her father, but the bigger question is 'why is this printed on a bib?"
We'll do anyone or anything.
Finally, something the museum and I can agree on.
"You know your from the midwest when your mom is wearing this."
"I'm a preschool teacher and I was reading a book to my kids when I came along this page.... I busted out laughing and then ripped the page out of the book."
That was my fraternity's motto too.
No need for crude sexual innuendo, you had me at "the trough" for $6.99.
This is funnier if you know Lisa is 75.
Keep your cure.
"Sounds more like a Ludacris lyric than sweet tea."
"I thought all sex started with a semi."
You've got it all wrong, loose women usually like it fast.
According to De Lorenzo, you should eat a mermaid.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.