Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Look out honey, it's going to come."
Wow, they didn't have community education like that when I was a kid.
Mom, is this true?
"They must do this shit on purpose."
"How many fingers does it take to fill you up?"
"And to think, I was overpaying all these years."
Is that a threat?
This is why everyone comes to the airport eight hours early in Thailand.
Those are two things I can do!
Just last week they kicked me out of Subway for that exact reason.
I invested in BJ years back. It was a solid buy for a little while, spurted for a day, then deflated like a limp windsock.
Sorry Dick, I likes it slooooow.
Single male seeks woman. Smoker or non-smoker. Fat or skinny. Black or white. MUST NOT BE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.