Tag: Double Entendre (Page 5)

And yet if I write the same exact thing on some girl who passed out at a party, I get in trouble. Picture And yet if I write the same exact thing on some girl who passed out at a party, I get in trouble.
It'll cause a lot more than that. Picture It'll cause a lot more than that.
If you see anyone above the age of 2 years wearing this shirt, it's weird. Picture If you see anyone above the age of 2 years wearing this shirt, it's weird.
I'm left to assume a cream pie is an insanely vulgar sexual term I don't know the meaning of. Picture I'm left to assume a cream pie is an insanely vulgar sexual term I don't know the meaning of.
Ward is a lucky man to have June. Picture Ward is a lucky man to have June.
I think they mean chickens, but I agree either way. Picture I think they mean chickens, but I agree either way.
No thanks, I already threw out my back buying a Subaru. Picture No thanks, I already threw out my back buying a Subaru.
Wow, they didn't have community education like that when I was a kid. Picture Wow, they didn't have community education like that when I was a kid.
"Look out honey, it's going to come." Picture "Look out honey, it's going to come."
"They must do this shit on purpose." Picture "They must do this shit on purpose."
Mom, is this true? Picture Mom, is this true?
"How many fingers does it take to fill you up?" Picture "How many fingers does it take to fill you up?"
It's official. Picture It's official.
"And to think, I was overpaying all these years." Picture "And to think, I was overpaying all these years."
Is that a threat? Picture Is that a threat?
This is why everyone comes to the airport eight hours early in Thailand. Picture This is why everyone comes to the airport eight hours early in Thailand.
Tee hee. Picture Tee hee.
Those are two things I can do! Picture Those are two things I can do!
Just last week they kicked me out of Subway for that exact reason. Picture Just last week they kicked me out of Subway for that exact reason.
Single male seeks woman. Smoker or non-smoker. Fat or skinny. Black or white. MUST NOT BE LACTOSE INTOLERANT. Picture Single male seeks woman. Smoker or non-smoker. Fat or skinny. Black or white. MUST NOT BE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
Sorry Dick, I likes it slooooow. Picture Sorry Dick, I likes it slooooow.
I invested in BJ years back. It was a solid buy for a little while, spurted for a day, then deflated like a limp windsock. Picture I invested in BJ years back. It was a solid buy for a little while, spurted for a day, then deflated like a limp windsock.
Our cachews are shockingly flavorful. Picture Our cachews are shockingly flavorful.
"Warning: Sexual Innuendo Overload" Picture "Warning: Sexual Innuendo Overload"