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Jake and Amir
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The Graphic Truth
Those are two things I can do!
Just last week they kicked me out of Subway for that exact reason.
Single male seeks woman. Smoker or non-smoker. Fat or skinny. Black or white. MUST NOT BE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
Sorry Dick, I likes it slooooow.
I invested in BJ years back. It was a solid buy for a little while, spurted for a day, then deflated like a limp windsock.
Our cachews are shockingly flavorful.
"Warning: Sexual Innuendo Overload"
I know how Uncle Joe's balls taste all too well, thank you.
You're telling me.
Alternate headline: "Animal rights club masturbates non-stop."
Why does it always have to be fast baby, let's take it slow.
The secret ingrediant is sugar. What, you didn't think it was - oh you're sick.
I hope that's not what the wrench is for!
No complaints have been filed.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.