Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
13 Animals That Are Having Way Stranger Dreams Than You
7 Dream Summer Jobs You Wish Existed
Hardly Working: Spanish Exam
One man's dream job is another man's nightmare. Kind of like those Freddy Krueger movies.
Finding out you'll never make it as an actress is a bit different when you're Dad's a city planner.
I dream about him every night. It's a recurring dream where I get dunked on
Colonel Sanders is no human.
Wild at Heart
"They're yours, son. When I die you'll take over these girls. They'll be yours. Everything the light touches anyway."
What he's actually dreaming of is probably much, much crazier.
"We threw a party at our apartment, and one of the kids decided to sleep/pass out in his car. At some point during the night he had a dream that he was sleeping in his car and had to pee really badly, so he kicked out his window and crawled out. It's a 20
"And it was outside a Salt Lake City diner that I found my true destiny."
The Dreamcatcher5000 (hilarious new Perry Bible Fellowship)
Can't you see futon, the 3-year-old flip and fuck in the corner would die to be you!
"Dreaming o' the cock!"
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