Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Look at the kid holding the bong. Is that satisfaction, or drunken lust?
Beer, we're all smiling back.
Beer pong and pro wrestling are the only two sports where distractions are legal.
Have you ever done a beer bong that's fifteen times your height?
"Only the tractor loving rednecks will appreciate the alice chalmers symbols for where the cups go."
We gotta start playing with six cups, otherwise we're going to run out of beer before we melt.
"I want us to bong Miller Lite at the same time!" "But I want us to bong Coors at the same time!""Wait! We don't have to choose!"
Sidney Crosbeer Pong
"My mom was so confident that she shot eyes closed. And yes, she and my little sister beat me and my dad. I still cry sometimes."
"How Union engineers put their skills to good use. A coffee table that turns into a beirut table for our common room."
Well, at least he's not taking an exam.
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Eating too much of it makes you puke and gives you a headache.
Winner stays, loser spins in a circle and is banished to hell.
The bad news is we can't go outside. The good news is why would we want to?
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