Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I hope they're playing against Bebop & Rocksteady.
"This is the official beer pong trophy that was awarded to the winner of a World Cup style tournament. We had 32 'countries' represented. The winner was Germany, after beating Brazil in a game of 21 cup beer pong. Depicted here are Israel and the Vatican"
Which Ninja Turtle would you pick for your beer pong team? Michelangelo could probably drink the most, but I think Donatello might be the most accurate.
"This table features 3 black lights, orange fluorescent paint over clear plexiglass, and even holes drilled in the side to fill it with smoke using our fog machine."
Someone finally figured out how to get out the youth vote.
"After beer pong we played a game of throwing ping-pong balls at each other. First to ten won."
2 players>4 players
Finally, a practical use for that gymnastics equipment I installed the first week.
You know you live in a college town when...
I don't care if it doesn't have a working bathroom, I'm going to live in it.
Shhhhh... keep it down dude. We don't want to get kicked out.
Hope you brought your bathing suit.
Don't worry, Blitzen's driving.
You drank sunasdf may balteaship.
Alas, poor Yorick - I'm barely buzzed.
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