Picture "Hey Kids! Sit here and watch Rugrats while mommy and I go get tanked and forget about how much we hate you, k?" at Paramount's Great America
Picture "America has introduced a new special unit to combat terrorism. The drunken brigade is armed with beer grenades to protect and serve."
Picture 917 cans for beeramid plus 7 extra cases for stools = 1085 "eggs" for the annual Natty Boh hunt. We did our best to drink as many as possible while painting, but that's still gotta be over a thousand beers we hid all over campus for the freshmen to find
Picture She comes to visit me at school every weekend, she parties with us, she smears her perfume on all my clothes, she cusses out my teachers for no reason, she sleeps in my friends' beds... my mom RULES!
Picture "We always wanted to try this, and Georgia Tech making the Elite 8 seemed like a good reason."