Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
My buddy passed out and became magnetic.
Professor Mittens, it's time you admit you have a problem.
Hang in there, twelve more and you set the campus record.
After I drink these, I'm going to actually want the goldfish.
Family Guy vs The Simpsons - what side will you choose?
It's Budweiser, throw it back.
For people who hate getting up to get a beer...
They were all out of "Breathalyze Me" bumper stickers.
"God! Dammit! Stop leaning!"
That's the fourth bong of french fry oil you've had tonight - maybe you should slow down man.
This is perfect because I'm really good at Zelda when I'm drunk.
"Hey, at least we recycle."
The devil made me do it.
You guys are 21, right?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.