Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Why bother sitting in the pool all day if you can't get drunk?
You're losing sight of the reason we play beer pong - to get drunk.
Going to the vet to get neutered tomorrow.
"Cheap drinks and not cheap drinks, but I saved a few bucks on posters."
"I dont follow politics much, but I have a good feeling about this guy."
A practical shaming.
Looks like your shirt got drunker than you did.
That's a lot more interesting than my local bar's offer of a free haircut with every beer.
Finally, that joy buzzer is paying off.
Your drunk friend stole the shower head. You have to ask yourself what's more important - showers or beer bongs?
Dude this party is a total sausage fest.
"We told them if they won they could give us all tickets."
I don't care if it comes out of a real donkey's dick, I'm just here to get drunk.
You have to drink at least that much beer for this to seem like a good idea.
8 people, 8 pitchers, and more than enough glory to go around.
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