Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Dude, I think he said "oil me."
Yeah that's great but you forgot one thing - where is Santa supposed to leave the presents?
If you can't hit a cup on this table, maybe you should consider laying off the booze for a bit.
A hot tub, a girl, and a friend to pour beer into your mouth - does it get any better?
Get the sharpie, I'm going to write "I heart bitches" on his forehad.
Look officer, I've explained it to you already. I'm drunk, but it's Rudolph who is doing the driving.
Did you hear that he and Birdo hooked up in Jeff's room?
"Sometimes when your in a hotel you just gotta rip the headboard off the wall and play some Beer Pong." Sometimes when you travel, you have to stop playing drinking games in your hotel room and go out.
Just like my Bar Mitzvah, except I had Keystone.
You get to drink from the fire hose!
"What are you rebelling against Johny?""Whaddya got?"
Girls will do anything to get drunk.
"This way, we'll never stop"
"Nascar Halloween - riding around in shopping carts resulted in bloody shins, a broken elbow, chipped tooth, and 10 stitches."
I heard Budweiser goes down easy.
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Don't ask me again.