School's Starting Message to Teachers picture School's Starting Message to Teachers

Unless Bottle is a kid's name. Then it's discouraged.

| 6 comments | August 18, 2011
Facebook Family Hookup picture Facebook Family Hookup

You can't spell incestuous without I and U

From John John

| 6 comments | August 08, 2011
Chill Baby picture Chill Baby

It's a party, baby!

From Kristen Stevenson

| 22 comments | July 23, 2011
Sober Baby Crying picture Sober Baby Crying

Fine, you can have a drink if you just stop crying.

From Nick

| 1 comment | June 08, 2011
Monster Beach Party picture Monster Beach Party

"Dude, whenever you drink you just turn into a monster and hurt people."

From Monster Beach

| 7 comments | May 18, 2011
Kid Pours Beer picture Kid Pours Beer

Best part is only one person required to hold him up for the keg stand

From B

| 2 comments | April 28, 2011
Technically he's not drinking it. He's pouring it all over his shirt. picture Technically he's not drinking it. He's pouring it all over his shirt.

| 13 comments | March 17, 2011
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him. picture He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.

| 14 comments | March 10, 2011
Two guys are going homo Solo tonight. picture Two guys are going homo Solo tonight.

| 12 comments | March 09, 2011
He really shouldn't have bought a round of chicken nuggets for everyone there. picture He really shouldn't have bought a round of chicken nuggets for everyone there.

| 13 comments | March 09, 2011
Umbilical cord is to baby as beer bong is to mommy. picture Umbilical cord is to baby as beer bong is to mommy.

From ovi

| 6 comments | March 04, 2011
Finally, a way to drink mass amounts without the company of a friend. Does life get any better? picture Finally, a way to drink mass amounts without the company of a friend. Does life get any better?

| 16 comments | August 26, 2010
I can't puke over the fifth floor walkway? I guess the only other place is directly on the children's toys, because god knows I'm not going to stop puking. picture I can't puke over the fifth floor walkway? I guess the only other place is directly on the children's toys, because god knows I'm not going to stop puking.

| 107 comments | August 03, 2010
Bros icing bros is no more - Even better, Girlsbuschinggirls.com is born! picture Bros icing bros is no more - Even better, Girlsbuschinggirls.com is born!

| 5 comments | August 03, 2010
Mad Men Drinking Game picture Mad Men Drinking Game

| 2 comments | July 29, 2010
Dr. Doolittle's alcoholism is getting out of hand... picture Dr. Doolittle's alcoholism is getting out of hand...

| 207 comments | July 28, 2010
Be sure to check out our other products, including the "Dad Wants To Talk To You" - brand whip! picture Be sure to check out our other products, including the "Dad Wants To Talk To You" - brand whip!

| 2 comments | July 26, 2010
Report them for FOLLOWING THE LAW, Mr. Officer? Yeah, no prob! picture Report them for FOLLOWING THE LAW, Mr. Officer? Yeah, no prob!

From Kathryn Anderson

| 15 comments | July 14, 2010
You'd think she'd work it off after running 3 miles back and forth to her dorm for every update. picture You'd think she'd work it off after running 3 miles back and forth to her dorm for every update.

| 20 comments | July 13, 2010
Sherry expert/ professional alcoholic/ experienced in assisting parental homicide for underage drinkers. picture Sherry expert/ professional alcoholic/ experienced in assisting parental homicide for underage drinkers.

From Alex Fortney

| 17 comments | July 05, 2010