Beer's got protein, right?
Kids say the darndest things that definitely aren't true, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SWEETIE?
Your faithful partner, in sickness and in health.
Every year Americans everywhere participate in the hallowed tradition of honouring the most sacred patron saint of ye ole' Ireland. As decreed by the Catholic Church, worshippers will wear obnoxious g …
It'll make that Lunchable go down nice and smooth.
Our founding fathers fought for this freedom.
This is why you should always bring a pillow out with you. Or why you should just stay home and sleep instead. I mean, ha, hahaha, parties are so 2012. Like I'd even want to go to your stupid party. T …
Man, they are such a chill couple.
Ugh, of course I would wait 30 seconds, what am I, an animal?
The couch must be off the wagon.
Getting drunk isn't a game, you guys, it's work.
He'll valiantly pass out in his own puke.
"Can you take this again? I think my eyes were closed."
Tastes just as horrible on the way back up.
They pair nicely with anything on the menu under Garbage Food.
Hottest diet in town.
The drunk is strong with this one.
The noble spartan prepared to challenge his worst enemy: _himself_.
Drink! Also, I'm going to have to write you up for public drinking.
Like what? You mean like thiiiiiis?
He likes beer okay, but he prefers Colt 45
The Secretary of State sure knows how to knock 'em back.