It's the sign equivalent of your Uncle Mitch, but with better credit and no ex-wives.
Making what little money you have go extinct since freshman year.
"Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!"
There's nothing like a cold shower with a hot beer.
He wouldn't be a true beer samurai if he wasn't wearing sweatpants.
It's always smooth to bring the party with you.
You'll know because mountains on the Coors cans turn from white to red.
She took the term "sink it" a little too literally.
Sometimes you need a little liquid courage to communicate better.
Only the true owner can pry it from his hands.
How else would Leprechauns stay so cheery?
It was all fun and games till she ruined the entire party for everyone.
Unless Bottle is a kid's name. Then it's discouraged.
You can't spell incestuous without I and U
Warning: Will make alcoholism apparent.
It's a party, baby!
I can't believe the bartender bought his lie that one dog year equals twenty-one human years.