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Girl Crushes Red Bull Can with Her Shoulder Blades
I'm not sure if I want wings anymore.
Murph falls for the grossest joke in the book.
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The Cat/Toast/Energy Drink Commercial You've All Been Waiting For
I want to buy something, I'm just not sure what.
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Fan in Horse Mask Drinks Beer
I thought only Clydesdales were allowed to drink that.
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How To Correctly Add Milk To Your Coffee
On second thought, I think I'll have tea--without milk.
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Coffee Faucet
Finally, no more having to go to the coffee maker to get a fresh cup of joe.
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Terrible Rap About Something Called Gatorade Shoes
He's the off-brand sports drink of rhyming.
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Haunted Chocolate Milk
That certainly explains the stomach ache. Well, to be specific, chugging it after eating a jar of pasta sauce does.
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Start Chugging Sign
It's the sign equivalent of your Uncle Mitch, but with better credit and no ex-wives.
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Pepsi Baby
"No, we don't let him drink it. What do you think we are, bad parents?"
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Liquor Store Miracle
Praise Jose Cuervo.
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Angry Barista
It's not his fault he couldn't get a good look at Mulva's name tag, one of her long, greying dreadlocks was in the way.
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Moose Drinks Girl's Coffee
Moose! Bitch, get out the way.
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Girl Spilling Drink on Friend
Friendship means sticking together like a stray piece of popcorn to that floor.
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Hockey Player Has Drinking Problem
It's a disease. A hilarious disease.
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Meat Garnish On Drink
It's not that gross. She just squeezed the juices into her pig blood cocktail. Y'know, for flavor.
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Fire Waterfall Drink
I'm glad summer is over, I was really starting to get tired of iced fire waterfall drink.
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Bartender Pours Every Drink at Once
And for his final act as an employee of this restaurant, he will now proceed to drink them all.
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Bird Furious Coffee Isn't Free Trade
"Chirp. Enjoy that hot blood juice, you capitalist swine. Chirp."


