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Haunted Chocolate Milk
That certainly explains the stomach ache. Well, to be specific, chugging it after eating a jar of pasta sauce does.
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Start Chugging Sign
It's the sign equivalent of your Uncle Mitch, but with better credit and no ex-wives.
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Pepsi Baby
"No, we don't let him drink it. What do you think we are, bad parents?"
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Liquor Store Miracle
Praise Jose Cuervo.
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Angry Barista
It's not his fault he couldn't get a good look at Mulva's name tag, one of her long, greying dreadlocks was in the way.
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Moose Drinks Girl's Coffee
Moose! Bitch, get out the way.
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Girl Spilling Drink on Friend
Friendship means sticking together like a stray piece of popcorn to that floor.
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Hockey Player Has Drinking Problem
It's a disease. A hilarious disease.
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Meat Garnish On Drink
It's not that gross. She just squeezed the juices into her pig blood cocktail. Y'know, for flavor.
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How to Hide Your Beer in a Soda Cup
Warning: Will make alcoholism apparent.
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In-N-Out Burger Cup Hails Satan
It depends. Does he like his fries "animal style"?
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Cute Dog Drinking Beer
I can't believe the bartender bought his lie that one dog year equals twenty-one human years.
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Condoms Prevent Minivans Bottle Cap
Remember, drinking while car shopping might result in PT Cruiser.
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The Politics of Pop
In times of governmental upheaval and disagreement, This brave hero has a political platform we all can get behind.
